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Amanda Palmer( Amanda MacKinnon Gaiman Palmer )
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Makin' Whoopee
Another bride, another June Another sunny honeymoon Another season, another reason For makin' whoopee
A lot of shoes, a lot of rice The groom is nervous, he answers twice It's really killin' That he's so willin' to make whoopee *Uh*
Picture a little love nest Down where the roses cling Picture that same sweet love nest Think what a year can bring
He's washin dishes and baby clothes He's so ambitious he even sews But don't forget folks, That's what you get folks, for makin' whoopee
Another year, or maybe less What's this I hear Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Oh, can't you guess She feels neglected, and he's suspected Of makin' whoopee
Oh, she sits at home, Most every night He doesn't phone, he doesn't write He says he's busy, And she says, 'Is he?' He's makin' whoopee *Uh*
He doesn't make much money Only five thousand per Some judge who thinks he's funny Says, 'He'll give six to her.'
He says, 'Now judge, suppose I fail?' The judge say, 'Budge. Straight into jail. You'd better keep her. I think it's cheaper Than makin' whoopee.'
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