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The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee Original Cast
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My Friend, the Dictionary
Mrs strofsky your word is boanthropy Oh wait one second please Ma'am could you not sit in that seat I saved a chair for my dad in the fourth row on the aisle And it may take him a while but when he gets here thats his chair Cause my mother is in an ashram in india I saved a chair for her too but its nearly symbolic As daily she washes her self ganges And i live in a house where theres an over sized dictionary That i read As a girl On the toilet I love my doctionary And i love the indented border Every word in alphabetical order Air go lost things can always be found And i wrap my head around the fact that in one book Is the entire launguage if our species Which is a favorite term of nechies Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Whos the great grandfather Christina rechies (Laugh) Yes i joke but the words in the dictionary Are the friends that i'll have forever More then the friends i have made in school Shes such a lovely girl with a lovely little voice And i'ce heard thats shes prochoice though still a virgin And she talks into her hand and often use technic But you do not understand is once I say it then i've said it And so much to her credit she talks into her hand and turns aside So i will not make a mistake and be disqualified Boanthropy B-o-a-n-t-h-r-o-p-y My/her friend the dictionary is a very reliable friend Da doo Ba da da da da da da
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